is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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