i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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