I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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