What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
