i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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