I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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