why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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