The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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