Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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