I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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