Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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