I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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