I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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