I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
worst night to have a conscience
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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