I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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