i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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