You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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