So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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