Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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