how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
