I want to stick my p in your. b.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize