My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
