You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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