had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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