Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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