We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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