She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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