yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I need to align my fucking chakras
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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