She said her name was "party"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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