So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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