how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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