just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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