before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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