My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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