the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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