Taylor Swift is so right about you.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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