there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
