So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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