Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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