Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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