We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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