just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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