Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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