"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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