there was a trapeze. enough said
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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