Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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