Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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