Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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