Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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