Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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