Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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