When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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