After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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