Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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