Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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