The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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